Comedy, in Sci-Fi

[zepplin]

As most of you know, I am a die-hard fan of SG-1, and I recently started from the very start again, and I remembered some hilarious quotes, like;

Jack: "Well, there goes my Oprah interview."
Teal'c: "What is an Oprah?"

Or later on, around the start of season seven, the one where they find daniel

Peasent: "Are you a Jaffa?"
Jack: "No, but he plays one on TV!"

There are about a million more, but I haven't got the snappy memory to think of them, maybe you guys could add some more.

[Will Litchfield]

Deary me SG-1 its just not even good!

I like alot of the comedy in Star Trek : TNG with Brent Spiner, he is such a funny guy and did write in alot of his jokes and stuff for Star Trek.

When i first saw Generations i almost died with laughter at the Lifeforms song!

[Kosh Naranek]

*GASPS* you dont like SG-1!!!? HERASEY!!!!! BURN THE HERATIC LITCHFIELD1!!!! *Gathers mob of peasents and chases litch around with pitch forks and tourches*


lol but totaly, i love SG-1's humour, aswell as many other shows, B5 had some of the best. Better then star treks comedy, and easily on par with star gate.

[Will Litchfield]

God, your all going to make me watch SG-1 i can see myself making myself sit down and watch it so that i can keep saying how rubbish it is.

[Beathan MacAinmire]

why do you say its rubbish?

[zepplin]

I'm sure B5 is humourous, I would never bag that show, because I simply haven't seen enough, I may have seen half of a movie? I think there was a movie, with that guy with the black hair and a large forehead? And that captain guy... I'm sure its good, maybe I should watch it sometime on the sci fi channel, but anyway back to humour

Star Trek IV

"Sure you won't change your mind?"
"Is there something wrong with the one I have?"

"Don't tell me they don't have money in the 23rd Century?"
"Well they don't!"

[Commander Vorak]

Yeah also Galaxy Quest hahaha

[Will Litchfield]

Hahaha yeah thats good, i have that on Video (wow i posses a video)

[Beathan MacAinmire]

I have it on DVD. Unlike my Trek movies

[zepplin]

You have the Trek ones on VHS? not surprising actually, I have mot of them on VHS, but they were not all there so I bought the box set thing a thing.

Now back to Comedy

"Ok people, we built this multi-billion dollar facility under chyenne mountain so we could use this thing... Anyone know how?"
"Urrr, sir, we thought 'you' knew"

[Will Litchfield]

Was watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (on VHS) and almost cried with laughter when spock said:

"If i were human, i believe the response would be, go to hell, if i were human"

[Commander Vorak]

"Ah Mr Scott I believe you are having trouble with the warp drive, how long do you require for repair?"
"There nothing wrong with the bloody thing!"
"Mr Scott, if we return to space dock, the assains will be able to get rid of their incriminating foor wear and we will never see the Captain or Doctor Mcoy alive again."
"Could take weeks sir"

[Will Litchfield]

That film is probably the funniest.

"We are having troubles with all of the secondary systems"

"Brilliant, brilliant, i mean oh dear"

or something like that, can't remember it properly lol

[Commander Vorak]

Its was:
"I believe you where having communication difficulties."
"brillaint! I mean to bad."

[zepplin]

I love how he says it too

"too behd..."

I thought that star trek IV would be the funniest personally, but as far as star trek movies go, it wasn't my favourite.