If you were to take over the world what would you?

[Rudger McVanlen]

If you were to take over the world what would you?



If i were to somehow take over the world I would first place nukes under every city, town and village in the world. and I would say "If your want to over throw me I will blow the world up enless you do it through the legal system!" because I wouldint want the world to be torn in half by a civil war.

Next I would make some sort of large senat thing to be the worlds government only we would call the earth nation "The United Earth Federation" because it soundas cool. Next I would change the worlds millitary to my rank system because its the best ever lol.

then I wouldchange the worlds government/general systems to Communist/Democratic rather then Capitalist/democartic. Then I would take steps to ensure I would be the last person to have full control of the world and that upon my death the senat would asume full control. In addition i would make it that the millitary was compleatly seperate from the world itself, and I would take steps to ensure it was never used against the people of the world. Then I would remove all gun laws everywhere, and ban gun laws... so that never again could a government pull a hitler and disarm the people. However I would make everyone Register that they have guns. and you would have to take a test and get a licence to own guns, like a car.

then I would bust out the millitary and hunt down and kill or capture every mob around the world, then do the same with gangs ect ect. Then I would send a cookie to all the good peole in the world for being good. cause I'm just cool like that XD.

next I would raid the vatican city for the hell of it and see what is realy in the catacombs underneith that place. next I would do a world wide ban on Slavory and on any form of discrimination. then i would make rape the highest crime under Genocide. both carrying the manditory sentance of life in a prison and being tortured at the same time. because I think anyone capable of either of those dosint deserve to be treated as a human, and besides if thats the punishment i don't think anyone would risk doing those crimes. and yes I know i can be quite evil at times.


next i would make religion more of a private thing. I wouldint ban any religion I would however stop tellavangilisim and you couldint to to peoples door and ask if they have jesus christ in their heart... for the last time NO! lol however Xmas is still cool cause we all get stuff and its to big a part of western culture.

next i would make alot of things like Insurance and stuff would be provided to Tax payers for less money then they are atm to everyone, and would be provided by the government only (hence the communist thing, basicly if its 'needed' the government provids it for a realy low cost, including water and utilaties)

Also runing the world this way would end world hunger and there would be no poor. there would also be no rich, everyone would be middle class. so it would be a much happyer world. in addition i would take as much money as could be spared and place it into science funds. Science being one of the most important things in the world.

and finaly I would take all these stupid crapy kids cartoons and lame 'reality tv' crap off the air and replace it with two new B5 seires and a new Star trek. along with some other shows that are pretty good. I would also bring back alot of older kids shows. and that Avatar the last Airbender show, that ones pretty kick ass. ohhhh ohhhh and the gundam shows XD.


and thats what I would do If i were to control the world.

[Captain Alexander Kynes]

I'd kill Wesley Crusher.
Then I would abolish all guns, guns kill people. The murder rate in the US is like 100 times higher then it is in Canada. Do you know why that is?
Then I would put Opium in the world's water supply, so everyone would be too happy and high to overthrow me. It's much cheaper then building billions of nukes and excavating cities to put the nukes in.
I would also make varying tax sets, dependent on the state of the regional economy.

And for the record, Communism is nothing more then a failed experiment. I would aim for a Eudaimonic Capitalism/Libertarianism, that system would work because everyone would be too high on Opiates to hurt one another.

AND FOR THE RECORD, why do you call it Xmas? I won't call myself a Christian, in fact I'm a Secular Humanist (look it up) and I don't believe in god, or that Jesus Christ was given divine power, but calling Christmas 'Xmas' is like called stupid x-pid, or calling x-ray stu-ray.

Johnnyboy, Would you mind explaining that to me?

[Will Litchfield]

I would move near to Ciara

[Rudger McVanlen]

interesting beliefs captain. basically your an atheist XD. though I'm of the kind of atheist that wants an end to religion as its worse then guns, holy wars kill way more then guns do after all. and we still have lots of holy wars. WW3 is most likely going to be a holy war.

but as to why I call Christmas Xmas its just a short term, used quite often in the US.

anyways. and baning guns world wide would only disarm and enrage people like me. If guns were banned world wide I would call you a hitler, cause thats the first thing hitler did. disarm the people so that rebellion is imposable.

next you do know that bad guys will just use a different weapon or pipe bombs to kill people if they didn't have guns? and that if everyone had guns instead of just the bad guys that more bad guys would die? because I could go to Canada, look hard enough and buy guns illegally. guns will always find a way to be sold by the black market. so taking them from people like me just disarms me and puts a big sign on me that says
"Hey look at me I'm completely unarmed. I'm defenseless you can just stick your black market gun in my face take all my shit and then shoot me! wont that be fun!"

and besides, I said the nukes were for preventing civil war. they can over throw me legally. and the crime rate in my world would be worse then yours only cause your people would be dead from drug over dosing. your the evil one. drugging your people? removing all weapons and fields of removing you? what if you toke over the world you would be a hitlerish dictator? in your world i actually would commit suicide, it sounds like a horrible place. worse then the world we already have even and thats saying something.

atleast in my world there would be very litle crime (having purged the gangs and mobs of the world and armed/trained the people to defend themselves). yet another fun activity (going to the gun range is always fun, of course you in Canada will never feel the pleasure of a gun range, you have my pity. its almost as good as sex(though i have never had sex i can tell you that fireing a gun is the best thing i have ever done, so i would assume it almost as good as sex).


and FYI there never has been a true communist nation. or a true communist/true democratic nation. which is the best system, because it would be a government truly of the people, even more so then a fully democratic nation. and last time I checked the only real kind of government was one that fools it people into following its policies
USA= Terrorists bad, bush good, kill terrorists, obey bush
Canada/britan/aus/ect: Guns are the worst inventions, anyone who likes them is a commey and should die. we are the government, we no these things...pay no attention to the fact that we could totaly F*** you all and theres nothing you could do about it cause your unarmed... unlike the US we are good, ohhh and terrorists are bad and should totaly die to, cause they like guns!


ohhhh and one last thing, if i take over the world I am personal hunting down and slaping every single anti-gun person in the world. not a light slap a full on back hand to. I hate the stupid "gunbs are bad" thing. no "PEOPLE" are bad. guns are indifferint.
wtf if we removed everything that have killed as many people as guns we would be in loin clothes eating grapes and grunting/clicking to communicate. because 1, early man could not have invented things without food, cant get food without weapons, but all weapons have claim atleast as many lifes and guns so they have to be baned so there gos civilisation. have fun eating grapes and grunting, I think i will defend myself when attacked and you know, not let myself be killed.

[Captain Alexander Kynes]

I am well aware that guns are indifferent, if they were they would be counselors. However, guns are an effective (and in your country highly assecible) engine for bad people to exact their malice and rage. I'll be very honest with you JohnnyJohnJohn, in order for the United States to remain a superpower, it is imperative that you change their doctrines on many things. Guns are meant for killing, pure and simple. If no one has a method of killing each other, why would a so-called 'defense' be necessary? You know, theres something called a Police Force, and Burglar Alarms that protect people. I've lived in Canada for 6 years, and I've never had someone break into my house, and try to kill me. Guns are terrible. They kill, take away life. If you think otherwise, you're not a Commey, in fact you're the very opposite. No offense, but from what you've said, you seem to be a brainwashed right wing. No offense, though.

And for Communism, there has never been a true communism because it's impossible for it to co-exist with human nature. People are born with ambitions to fulfill. The pursuit of HAPINNESS, Johnnyboy. In a communism, one's ability to fulfill ambition is greatly restrained. The United States fluorished because it was a place for people to start anew, and it was independent from foreign rule, after the revolution (I think George Washington is awesome.) Now however, the United States has become corrupt. too many wars, too far away. I think even you will agree with me when I say that Bush is an imbecile.

On religion, I am indifferent to what people believe in. It's not for the state to decide what people believe in. If you try to take away religion completely, from a free thinking capitalist state, they'll throw your ass against a wall, and give you to a firing squad.

And every efficient government needs a head of state, a figurehead. Otherwise, things get very corrupt. Take for instance the French 18th Century Directory. Corrupt as hell, until Napoleon (one of my biggest heroes) put an end to it.

to be continued when i have more time...

[Beathan MacAinmire]

I would go power crazy and probebly end up like Stalin, Lenin or Hitler. That is the brutal truth.

[Rudger McVanlen]

cfynes said:

I am well aware that guns are indifferent, if they were they would be counselors. However, guns are an effective (and in your country highly assecible) engine for bad people to exact their malice and rage. I'll be very honest with you JohnnyJohnJohn, in order for the United States to remain a superpower, it is imperative that you change their doctrines on many things. Guns are meant for killing, pure and simple. If no one has a method of killing each other, why would a so-called 'defense' be necessary? You know, theres something called a Police Force, and Burglar Alarms that protect people. I've lived in Canada for 6 years, and I've never had someone break into my house, and try to kill me. Guns are terrible. They kill, take away life. If you think otherwise, you're not a Commey, in fact you're the very opposite. No offense, but from what you've said, you seem to be a brainwashed right wing. No offense, though.

And for Communism, there has never been a true communism because it's impossible for it to co-exist with human nature. People are born with ambitions to fulfill. The pursuit of HAPINNESS, Johnnyboy. In a communism, one's ability to fulfill ambition is greatly restrained. The United States fluorished because it was a place for people to start anew, and it was independent from foreign rule, after the revolution (I think George Washington is awesome.) Now however, the United States has become corrupt. too many wars, too far away. I think even you will agree with me when I say that Bush is an imbecile.

On religion, I am indifferent to what people believe in. It's not for the state to decide what people believe in. If you try to take away religion completely, from a free thinking capitalist state, they'll throw your ass against a wall, and give you to a firing squad.

And every efficient government needs a head of state, a figurehead. Otherwise, things get very corrupt. Take for instance the French 18th Century Directory. Corrupt as hell, until Napoleon (one of my biggest heroes) put an end to it.

to be continued when i have more time...

i feel like you haveing read everything i say, or have been ignor the good parts and consentrating on the things you dislike only, so this time read the whole post. also please note that i added this after i wrote the post, and that the following post was writen when i was very heated, i tend to turn very "national" when i get heated, im not actualy national at all, I hate the US and i hate red necks. for some reason i sound like a right wing crazed redneck when i rant, bear with the writing and understand the core meaning of what i say, rather then how i say it. that said i still dont take kindly to the nation being insulted. after all it is supposed to stand for freedom. if nothing else it remains a symble of freedom even if its people are blind and its government corrupt. though there isint realy a nation thats government hasint blinded its people on one matter or another... except mabey Brazil.... i heard their pretty open with their people. anyways heres the heated rant i wrote.


yes, but your asuming the only way a human can kill another is with a gun. your forgeting

spears
polearms
daggers
knives
shovels
swords
axes
explosives
fire crackers
cars
buses
trucks
staves
blades
staves
crosses
fists
feet
sickles
sythes
pressure points
needles
nails
nail guns
hammers
picks
pick axes
nukes
keyboards
candle holders
broken bottles
poisen
rope
chain
fire
and so many more

also did you know there are more roberies and murders with makshift weapons in britin and canada? and that the US has a higher number of "poor" and thus more crime any way? and we have more people not just more poor. and that in my 15 years of life in the US nowone has robbed me either? which beats out your 6 years in canada. did you also know that britin and canada have far more non lethal crimes then the US? just because we have more murders dosint mean we have more crime. we do, but we also have alot more people. and alot of them are stupid as hell. so of course we have no crime, we would have the same death rate as we do now even if guns had never been invented.

in addition were you aware that for every time that theres a massive school shooting where we have a bunch of people killed by a guy with a gun. that others with guns stop 10 more from happening? now picture if only the bad guys have guns. thats an average of 100 more deaths because now bad guys can get guns but good guys cant. now im defenceless. i cant fight or defend myself. i dont stand a chance, nor dos anyone else. if guns were ever banned i would rebel, and so would so many others. the government knows that they cant take away that freedom. the freedom to preserve life. the freedom to protect ones self. the freedom to live.

if you want the freedom to die thats your right. i wont stop you from being a pacifist and deciding that life isint worth protecting. But I will protect life. if i see someone in danger i will assist them, and if that means stoping a man with a gun with my own so be it. mabey you dont want to be armed with the best possable defence. But i will protect my right to defend myself.

have you ever been asked "were you born in the wrong time?" i have and i feel i was. because im one of those people that feels that everyone gives up on life to easily. the recent VT massacre sickend me, not just because of the mindless useless slaughter. but because it could have been stoped! one person with a gun, or hell the entire campus even! and he woulding have made it ten feet. and then when i heard how the people decided to face the threat of a gun weilding mad man i was shocked. they chose the curl into balls and hide under their DESKS against a madman weilding two semi-automatic pistols. thats right only semi auto-matic. only 10-15 round clips. class rooms chose to die rather then rushing him and killing him. Why? because the media and popular belife is "Guns are the be all end all weapon, they need to be banned. and if someone has a gun, you dont stand a chance. you should just give up and hope he thinks he already shot you"

well guess what. WAKE UP WORLD guns are not the be all end all weapon. an unarmed man can kill a man weilding a gun. and a room full of people can overwhelm one man with two guns. of course you have to be will to fight for life. and these days nowone is. So, you and your canadian buddies can preach pacifism, peace, and follow the gahndie "even if someone is about to kill me i shall not rise a hand to stop them" ways. I however, will preach that religion is bad, a powerful central government is bad, and hold onto my guns, and my swords. and should the need arise I will use them to defend my self, my loved ones, and even you pacifists who have decided fighting for life is bad.

so while your smokeing your pipes and saying how evil i am for loving guns and how stupid and crazy i am for being willing to give my life to defend yours and others should it be needed, I will be cleaning my gun. Polishing my sword, and enjoying freedom.

*rant compleated*

P.S im far far from right wing. or left, i hate and deeply dispise both i prefer the midle. the prefect world in my mind would have 0 religion. there would be no rich or poor, everyone would vote on the realy important stuff. the government would actualy be for the people and wouldint just use them to get rich. in adition there would be freedom because i suppose my kind of "communism" wouldint real be communism, it would just mean the everyone has the same amount of cash. so a docter would be no better off then a fast food worker. Everyone would get the same pay, and everyone in the world would be middle class. all corperations would be apart of the government and thats how the government could afford to run without taxes and still have money to colonize/terraform Venus, Titan and Mars and other things. ((the colonizing being like 100 years from now if we started the terraforming soon, which is within our technologg capabilities just realy fracking expensive and would take like 100 years or more, and thats just for Mars, venus is like a 500 year+ project and Titan.... thats a good 50000+ at best. its very early in development so it prolly cant be terraformed anyways.)) and some other stuff that i will add later.

[Beathan MacAinmire]

lurkinggoblin said:

cfynes said:

and so many more.

ie Electrisaty, a computer mouse, kayboard, piano, Guitar, any musical instumin infact, paper, water, sound, light, air... But guns are cheep, easy and fast(or slow depending) Guns in the wrong hands are bad. Power hungry Americans(and other power hungry ppl) are the wrong hands.

[Captain Alexander Kynes]

What... Keyboards kill people?!? Whhattt?

Anyways, about what you said about there are more crimes of certain types in Canada and Britain... Yes there are more deaths with 'makeshift' weapons in Canada and Britain, because in the US, they don't need makeshift weapons. They can use guns to kill people, not 'makeshift' weaponry. And as for non-lethal assaults, that would be natural to have more non lethal assaults in Canada and the UK, because guns are very effective at killing. Makeshift weapons arent.

And about the VT massacre, do you remember what sort of weapon was used in killing all of those people? A GUN. If guns were illegal, that would not have happened. Guns are close at hand for someone who is furious and enraged.

And I'd like to know what your views on Health Care are. Do you think America has a good health care system? Are you aware that 1/6 of your nation's populace is uninsured, so that if they are hurt, they have to pay the full expenses on their recovery, which is usually thousands upon thousands of dollars? Did you know that in Canada...(and Britain, and France, even Cuba among many) have free health care, and on average their citizens are healthier and live longer then Americans do?

I admire your patriotism, but you fail to see the flaws in the American way. The constitution was made when America was a confederacy of frontier colonies. Cities were small.

And for the record, overall there is more crime by leaps and bounds in the US then there is in Canada. I may have only heard a real gunshot maybe once in my life.

And for the record, I feel MUCH safer knowing that the psychopaths on my street are armed with 'candle holders' 'keyboards' and 'feet' instead of guns. If I was in danger, I'd call the police. They would be here in less then 2 minutes. Until then, I can lock the bathroom door, while the crazy guy trys to gut me with a Candle Holder.

Oh and by the way, in the case you think I'm not reading everything you're saying, you listed staves twice on your list.

[Lt Matina Jade]

I would try and get the world to unite as one whole

[Rudger McVanlen]

dude you dont get it... more people are killed by other weapons and makeshift weapons then guns. and as i said its not fair to relate other countries to the US, we have alot of poor and insane people in our nation. then you do. but my point is is guns only kill a small fraction of people that die by crime. and besides didint you know about the black market?

allow me to explain through a short story

Mr. bad dude in the UK (where guns are outlawed compleatly) wants to get a gun but they are outlawed where he lives. he gos to Mr. market in a dark ally of a large city and buys 2 unregistered MAC-11s and 32 round extended clips (which he wouldint have been able to buy had the guns been legal, he would have been restricted to semi-auto versions of the gun and smaller clips). he then gets his firend and the two of them drive to a bank and steal the money, while they are there they decide to shoot as many people as they can. the unarmed british police (who refuse to carry fire arms) are cut down in secends as they have no way to engage at a distance. many civilians are slaughtered and those brave enough to try to stop them are unarmed and cut down easily.

ending:
the death toll is 27, with 59 cripled and 155 injured. The Criminals escape, sneak onto a ship and live long happy lives in China off the money the stole from their victims.

now lets try the same story in the US and see what the outcome is, shall we?

Mr bad dude gos to a gun store and purcheses two semi-auto glock .40 cal side arms and several 14 round standard clips. Geting his firend they head to a bank near where I live. Having just left the gun range and wanting to get some money out of the bank I see the two masked men with guns raised high enter the Bank. Pulling into the parking lot and geting my key to unlock my gun locks I flip open my cell phone and call it in. at the same time I begin loading my weapon. Meanwhile inside one of the men is holding a hostage at gunpoint. while the other forces one of the clerks to fill bags with money. Slowly approaching i enter through a side door and take them by suprize as they are runing out the door, since their weapons are only semi auto, and they have less fire power then if they had done this in the UK they decided against randomly fireing at people since it would rack up charges against them and they wouldint have enough to handle the cops, who are just now arriving and are extreamly well armed, and more then capable of handling the robbers, unlike the unarmed british police. Pulling the triger I watch as my shell impacts one robber left leg, the high caliber shell knocks him over and he flips backwards. slaming his head on the hard floor and causing him to pass out. The other spins. holding down his triger, but as its only semi-auto only one round tears towards me, he misses in his frenzy. Cooling aiming his i fire once, twice, three times, i miss once hiting the celing, but i hit his chest twice, one shell lodges in his heart killing him instantly before he even knows hes been shot.

ending:
1 death, the robber
1 wounded, the other robber.

one man had a heart attack, but hes fine.

i cant tell where i would like to live now.
/sarcasim.

and no this isint just my creatation its based on facts about both nations and about criminal actions, criminals want a gun they will get a gun. regardless of what the law says. i would rather live somewhere where everyone was packing rather then just the bad guys.

and what have i always said captain? I HATE THE US damn do you never listen? the only reason i dont hate it even more is because here i can atleast defend myself. i am far from a patriot. and i am well aware about the health care. and i would feel MUCH safer, if i and everyone else in the world were packing. If i didint own a gun, in the world we live in? my god i would be paranoid. I would prolly build a much big wall around my house and a bunker to boot. or i would invest in designing an effective repeating cross bow. and a composate long bow, that way i would still be able to defend my self at a distance effectively. ohhh and way more swords in my house. and about the bathroom, if they have a gun i am not making my self an easyer target by hideing in a room with the door shut, they can shoot through the wall. I would wait around a corner and as they pass BAM bullet to the back of their head. and if they didint have a gun, i would laugh at them while i aimed for a head shot. F with me, my firends or my loved ones and ya die. end of. thats just one reason i want a gun, to defend everyone i care about. (which would include karl and jade if they lived close enough but they dont, and it would be realy difficult to get half way around the world in time to help. lol)

but anyways my point is bad guys will always get what they want. outlawing something only stops good guys from haveing it. look at drugs. every time you outlaw something bad guys want it more. drugs wouldint be a problem if they wereint outlawed. same gos for guns. both can be lethal to everyone around those who use them. so, baning guns only hurts the people. instead we should be ignoring gun crime, legalizing drugs and working on cures for AIDs and such, and better health care. but instead we want to ban guns, wage wars and let aids spread world wide and kill the whole damn race. which is what is going to happen. and once the world gets to that level of infaction what do you think the non infected are going to do? purge the infected and qurintine the rest. and whats their excuse going to be? their not going to admit to being afrade. they going to claim AIDs and other similar deseises are the "devils" work, and the people must be purged in the name of "GOD" now it might not be the christian god. but i would bet then when everyone with aids is purged that one religion or another will be the scape goat and the tool that stops people from stoping it. which is another reason i hate religion. holy wars have more blood on their hands then any type of weapon, or any other type of war. more people have died fighting for one god or another then anything else. and its the most used excuse for everything. 'god told me to do it" or "I was under the control of a demon" so thats why religion is bad, guns are indifferint and needed and why i think you are incorrect in your phillosophy.

[Beathan MacAinmire]

Has anyone ever noticed that the Terrorist only have guns is cause the US sold the guns to them? Yeah, remeber the ColdWar? Well Russian wanted Afgan...The staists works with Bin Landen and pushed Russia out.I'm sorry to say this but The us is only about the money. They have no regard for human life.

[Rudger McVanlen]

dur, but thats regardless, we areint talking about terrorists. or US policy. we are prooving its safer to be armed then unarmed. which it is. i am less likely to die because i have a gun, actualy a few guns. not many though they cost to much XD I would rather buy a few more video games then a gun, since a gun i can only use in two times. one is the gun range and two is self defence. and since i dont go to the gun store very often. and i doubt i will ever acctualy have to use my gun, i will keep a few trusty guns instead of a bunch.

but im still safer then you for being armed.

now i must ask you. are their any causes you are willing to fight or die/kill for? thus far in life i can only think of 4 worthy of the above
1:Riding the world of religion
2:the right to own and bare arms (any form of weapon such as fire arm sword ect ect.)
3:puting a stop to all wars
4:and forming the world nation

all 4 are key to human survival, to science expanding, to a healthyer world. and to ending many other bad yhings here on earth.

but anyway my world is still the best of what everyone has said XD. lowest crime, lowest death rates. and cures to many desieses plus coloneys on far off worlds and moons. XD the captains would have no crime but he also would have a world eithewr. the entire human race would have over dose. Opium is one of the deadlyist drugs out there. may as well put poisen in the water. and nick would be a tyrant. jades didint have enough detail XD. though it would prolly turn out something like mine.

[Beathan MacAinmire]

I can only think of one.
Ridding the word of all that was releast from Pandoras box.
(I say that as the symbolic meaning not the legend)

[Captain Alexander Kynes]

Oh Jonny John John. You have so much to learn! The United States was designed to be a loose union of frontier colonies, not a superpower. I'm paranoid, but that's because of social reasons (I can tell you all about it on MSN) not because I don't have an engine of death. And for the record, British Police officers are the best in the world.

As for the gun-toting maniacs and their mass murderings... That happens SO SO MUCH more in the US, because they have acess to guns. However in other countries, smuggling weaponry costs a hell of alot. So in countries other then the US, you can't JUST be a psychopath. You have to be a RICH PSYCHOPATH.